I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
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