the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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