I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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