everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
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