i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Be still, my beating vagina.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
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