They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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