Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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