If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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