I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
In America we eat man semen.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Congratulations! We have a period
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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