I don't usually arrange sex via text message
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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