BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
We are all done wearing pants today
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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