Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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