My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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