just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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