loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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