Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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