"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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