Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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