I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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