Your dad touched me again.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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