i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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