Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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