He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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