oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
wow bdsm is so cute
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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