im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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