omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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