That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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