it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
You're breaking my sexual little heart
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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