Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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