Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
the raccoons are back...
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