the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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