dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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