Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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