OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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