So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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