were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
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