the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
This show inspires me to have sex in space
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
