Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
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