Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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