who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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