I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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