So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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