What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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