is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
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You. Win. At. Life.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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