i just identified you from a description of your pipe
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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