why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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