Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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