no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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