you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
don't judge my taste in strippers
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Randomize
