Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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