Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Randomize
