honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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