Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
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